Christmas competition

Ohhhhh free stuff!!!!

Dear Santa Steve,

I know its not on the website, but I would like the worlds biggest tin of choclate biscuits allllllllll to myself and a carrot for elmo

Also, I think you should get Phil to make the office a cup of tea as he hasn’t made a single cup since he started over a year ago

OK on chocolate biscuits and carrots that’s easy but get Phil to make a drink is even beyond me, not sure he could manage glasses of squash all round as he needs to turn the tap!!

Dear Santa Steve,

Since you never give me anything, can I have the most expensive thing you guys do? I feel so neglected

Dear Santa Steve,

I would do anything for a Steelseries 7G Keyboard (as long as it wasnt illegal and didnt cost me any money haha!). My keyboard at home has got crumbs and jam and stuff sticking out of it, which makes shooting my friends in the head a bit tricky

Please please pleeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeee!

carrot for steve for sure keep him right for steering the sleigh and delivering all these pressies just a wee bit of chocolate for the reindeer got to keep in trim,now for what i may choose, not sure there are so many great products here as usual can i pick something if i have any chance of winning

O’levels how old are you … kids don’t do them anymore

Dear Santa Steve,

Please can I have the latest Disney DS for my daughter who would be over the Meroncourt moon!

Many thanks and happy Christmas!

Dear Santa Steve,

Can I have your Photoshop skills? That Santa outfit is looking mighty fine.

I would love a Roccat Kave headset, probably just to play with the volume wheel all day long. The tactility of the controls just feel great. And we all know the best presents at Christmas are ones that make a noise to annoy anyone else in the household.

^_^

Dear Santa

Can I have the Energy 3040 Duo MP4 Player for my boyfiend, he’s been a really good boy this year and there was that one time when he even did the washing up two days in a row.

Dear Santa Steve,
I would really like an ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD Player because I have been really good this year, my daughter would love to watch a film in the car, and it would save me having to listen to her rap music!

I presume Robert that’s a spelling mistake when you say ‘Rap’ music? Santa doesn’t approve of any ‘bad’ behaviour from the youngsters, or does bad mean good now, can’t keep up. The elves and Elmo like the idea of quiet children so we’re liking this application, SS

Aye Amanda, I think that boyfriend needs to sort himself out! you deserve better than two lots of washing up – please tell him we expect greater things to be considered for a funky MP4 player. Please report back with further good deeds otherwise the Santa team will not be calling on him!!! Keep us up to date here SS

dear santa steve, i’ve tried real hard to be well behaved, not always managed it. but if i knew i was getting ENERGY SISTEM Energy 4020 Touch 2.8-inch 4GB MP4 Player, Silver, in my stocking this year i would certainly double my efforts!

Alison, I know you are trying really hard and I like that attitude. This is going to be such a difficult decision. The helpers are already stressed with the difficulty we face. Not many men seem to be behaving I see, they are not even attempting to convince me.
But that will change next week because we have just been told the ROCCAT Valo Gamers Keyboards are on their way to our warehouse in Lapland. So busy time next week for the Reindeer making pre Christmas deliveries.
Elmo may have to go and help pack – if we can get him away from his portable DVD Player – that boy is hooked on Videos.
SS

Dear Santa Steve,

Please may I have the Nintendo Wii for my 16 year old daughter, as despite the odds…..ie NO revision due to glandular fever (and a spell in hospital), she still managed 11 GCSE’s.

Julie, I am impressed, that girl must take after her mother, brains and good looks. We don’t actually sell the Wii console but we do have lots of accessories. You buy her the Wii and I’ll sort something out for her as a special treat. Tell me if you get her one and we will see what we can do. SS

Dear Santa,

Please could I have the SPEEDLINK Office Keyboard Deluxe, Black. This will make me quicker at entering competitions.

Great answer Claire, a sensible choice for what sounds like a competition pro, which is also a joystick we sell!
Look it out under our Speedlink pages, SL-6603-SBK, you may like that as well. SS

dear santa steve
i would really love a big tub of ben n jerrys cookie dough flavoured ice cream i know this isnt a meroncourt product but its half price at tesco!!

Heather the hay and carrot flavour is best, but it may melt before the competition takes place. SS

Dear Santa Steve,

As Christmas approaches, and winter draws in,

My fingers are crossed for a pressie to win,

Roccat produce a Kave headset that’s really fine,

Please, Please, Please, Please grant this Christmas Wish of Mine.

I’ll listen to the queen’s speech in glorious 5.1,

and make sure all good deeds for this year are done,

So once again just in case you missed it,

A Roccat Kave please, oh and a biscuit.

Well what a poet, are your sure its not the famous Bolton bard William Scanspere who did that for you? I like this very much but will send the elves out to do some investigation on the source of this missive. So far this obviously has had the most effort put into the request. SS

Dear SS,

For my wishlist I would like a bluetooth headset so I can give it to my dad as a christmas present. It has been illegal to answer calls without one when driving for about 2 years now but no one has told him. Hopefully he wont be in prison by then so he can use it

Well he must know it’s illegal and if so he probably won’t use the headset anyway. I consulted Judge Judy on this and she says I have to disallow this entry – and she wants you and your dad in front of her as soon as possible! Oh dear a can of worms has been opened here. SS
(Christmas dinner is a highlight of the year in Alcatraz according to JJ so your dad has something to look forward to)

ok well i will just ask for a snappy mouse sl-1642-sbk then so I can whizz around the websites trying to find a good lawyer for him

I am highly allergic to anything Xmas related so I’m having to be very brave even to enter this competition with its inappropriately early references to Yuletide agonies. So therefore I need a pair of SPEEDLINK Soundtubes Headphones, Travel (Black) in order to make me feel better. Thank you.

ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on – my granddaughter is driving me mad and it may reduce the hyperactivity by a smidge and my ulcer

Rachel I do apologise but unfortunately we are following the high street sales methods by starting early, in November we will start our Valentine ideas and on Jan 1st its our Easter promotions. Christmas 2010 will start in July and Christmas 2011 will be starting 1st January 2011. I have spoken with the boss man here (yes even Santa has a boss!)Mr Grabenwhileucan and he suggests you use the Travel Soundtubes while escaping from the UK as soon as possible and move to the lovely Getawayfromeveryone Islands in the South Pacific. Send me a postcard SS

dear santa
I’d really like the SOYNTEC voizee 110 2.0 USB speakers.
I haven’t got any speakers so whenever I listen to spotify I’m tethered to my pooter by headphones with a very short lead, and nearly decapitate myself whenever I move ;o)

thanks and happy chrimbo

Hi Rachel, dangerous game this computer lark. You have chosen a great a great set of speakers which light up when plugged in and give graet sound even when really loud! according to our Heather anyway.
Headsets are great to prevent you causing problems for everyone else around you if you like the volume up – I think if you win you can have a set of speakers and a decent headset for all options. SS

George Spedding has touched my heart, I bet he has a lovely grand daughter who never really causes him any problems, only joy (maybe anyway) but we do have a concern about this ulcer thing. George stop giving her those high sugar drinks and fast food – she will calm down then. We always think the best treat is a freshly diced carrot, a mince pie and a glass of sherry. Try her on this instead, the sherry is dependent on her age and hw much you need some peace. SS

Dear Santa,
Stuff the turkey, hang the holly, a Disney DS would be far more jolly.

Merry christmas everyone

Dear Santa,

Please may I have a ROCCAT Kave Solid 5.1 Surround Sound…
for my husband, he`s been a realy good boy this year.

Thanks

dear santa steve , you look an old sausage like myself so you must know what its like xmas morning the kids have bundles of presents that you have worked overtime for the wife has presents from the kids , me and all the relatives , me i get a 5 pack pair of socks from the wifes parents , a present from the kids thats falling apart and my names spelt wrong , the wife gets me the latest self help book or a cd she has been wanting for ages so i just think for one year it would be great to have something that i want or isnt made of glitter / glue and cut out magazines , im asking for the ENERGY SISTEM Energy 6030 2.8-inch MP5 Video PMP 8GB so i can lock myself in the toilet and play my led zeppelin album in peace

Morning all, can i just say a big thankyou for reminding me thart Xmas is here (someone say ‘it gets earlier every year), so PLEASE can i have an energy-sistem 6030? just so i can say to everyone….i’ve started my Xmas shopping lol! ho ho ho

Wez

Andrew Powell has it right, if maybe a little bit sorry for himself. A bit too Christmas Caroly in a nice way. But yes the men always end up with the presents which take not much effort, but to be fair how many deal with all the Christmas shopping, food, presents, cards, wrapping, cooking, cleaning, entertaining,preparing, washing up, feeding the cat, polishing the brass, stuffing the turkey etc etc. So getting anything is a bonus for most. Bit worried about locking yourself away and Led Zeppelin! think I saw them at Kenbworth? but maybe I’m thinking Pink Floyd – whoever I slept through it anyway in a too much warm beer kind of way.

Wesley,you have to wait to see if you win, but of course this is a start – even a request shows some effort has been made.
Regarding timing you need to read my response to an earlier post – its frightening what we plan for next year.

Dear Santa Steve,

Pretty please can you enter me into the competition for the ENERGY SISTEM Energy E214 In-ear Headphones, Blue.
They’re beautiful and wont be too heavy for the reindeer to fly over ;o)

Thanks!

Abby you made a great choice, they are an Ice Blue colour so have a real wintery look about them. The reindeer prefer full headsets to keep their ears warm whilst listening to my old heart throb, Vera Lynn – yes we went to school together.
I think you are definitely in with a chance as you have made me think of the good old days ( a reference to page 118 of Septembers PC Retail magazine or read it on line at http://www.pcr-online.biz) SS

Dear Santa,

I’d like one of those Roccat Valo Keyboards please. you never know they might make it in time for Christmas

Hi Jason, ah you must remember the estimated arrival in June 08 for the Valo, then before last Christmas!! Well we know they are on their way now and hope to see them before the end of the week. I think the Valo is a great choice and I’m surprised your the first to ask for one.
If we still have stock at Christmas then I think your in with a chance here for your patience if nothing else.
I hope you saw the Total PC Gaming magazine gamers keyboard round up – Valo in top position SS

Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas could i pleaseee have a ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD Player 7-Inch 16:9, Black
As i think that the film Santa Claus is the best and i would like to watch it over and over again.

Hi Lorraine, it seems that just about everyone joining in our bit of fun is after the Energy Sistem products. They comehttp://www.meroncourt.co.uk/energy-sistem/?c=210 from our Spanish Little Helpers and until they get some snow in Barcelona I’m not sure if the Reindeer can get down to collect the Chrismas goodies. At the moment we rely on boats coming from the Med but thats not really festive is it? For all those other people interested in looking for an SS pressie from Energy take a look here http://www.meroncourt.co.uk/energy-sistem/?c=210 Good hunting SS

I have two teenage boys. One has just got a DSI and has no games or any accessories to go with it. id be happy for anything relevant for him. His elder brother just got a car for his 18th so we can forget about him. i need a treat santa for my baby boy…as he would say…please with a cherry on the top

Dear Santa
I have been good so far this year and would love to have an ADSL Router wireless so that the whole family can connect online, me to shop, husband to surf and my son to play games.
Best Wishes x

Dear Santa Steve

I dont know how big a thing I’m allowed to ask for – but I really want a wii or ds lite for my mam as shes gettin older now and wants to keep fit – more the brain than the body but i reckon either would be good to keep her young

Sean

hi Andrea, Angela and Sean,
Well Andrea knows how to spoil her boys, you’d have thought that maybe there would have been a little left over from that car purchase to spoil her baby boy – I think his brother could be an early Santa for him
Angela now that’s a brilliant suggestion, something for everyone and something which will last for a very long time after Christmas – I’m liking this one very much.
Sean, we don’t supply the consoles sorry, only the accessories, if you dear mum does get one let us know and we wil put her into the draw for some of these.
Thanks for your paticipation in our little bit of fun. SS

dear santa steve.
could i please have a laptop for my eldest daughter who is 10 and a purple ipod nano for my littlest as thats all they have asked for and my husband ? no in the next few week if hell have a job xxx

Hi Kirsty, we do not sell the hardware you mention only accessories to go with them. I really hope it is possible the kids get these for Christmas and that all works out well for you. Chin up and keep the faith, we will be thinking of you. SS and the little helpers

speedlink speaker base for ipod

ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD Player 7-Inch 16:9, Black

Please Santa,
I am unemployed.

Dear Santa,
As my stocking appears to have had a hole in it last year, please can I have a new laptop or netbook. The only thing the one I have is fit for is giving my bingo wings a work out!. Its so heavy that I need a wheelbarrow to get it to the table, if I used it on my lap it would cut off the blood supply to my extremities and it has the electricity consumption of a small state….when it works! Also I’m unsure if you can get an electric shock from the missing keys.
xxx

Dear Santa,
Like everyone, I have fallen on hard times lately and despite working 40 hours a week, I am struggling to make ends meet. I have sold my PS3 and TV / DVD player to try and keep my head above water, I’ve not got much to keep me entertained and lift my spirits! If you were able to see your way clear to sending the black M2400 DVD player my way, I can escape my worries for a short while! I know you are very busy so thank you for your consideration…

hi Andy, nice choice and nice product.
hi Adrian, also great choice, the Black is really nice looking – the Pink is very girlie
hi Chevaune, we don’t do the hardware sorry just the bits to go with them after you get one to make it easier to use or to protect them from damage.
Hi Daniel, sorry to hear your troubles and for you a great choice. We will finish the competition 1st November and post the winners details then. SS

Dear Santa
I would like a new foot..
Any spare in the warehouse?

Not sure Phil, owl have to have a look, but what worries me is if you give a foot people take advantage and want a mile SS

dear santa steve
i would like you to give me laptop or an mp4 player i would be very pleased

thank you

Hai santa

cause i didnt get what i wanted as a kid ill try again now that im a big boy of 22 i would like a razer copperhead mouse this christmas because my current mouse fails and i need a good one for some competitive online gaming, if you give me one ill be nice to an orphan and leave you milk and cookies and i wont kill you if i see you online <3

Hi Santa,

I would love to receive a COOLMASTER CM Storm Sniper PC Gaming Case down the chimney… I’ve been meaning to build the ultimate gaming PC with my son and this would be the perfect bit of kit to get us started.

Gareth

Dear santa.

please could you help 2 people with one item? if i were to win this printer, i’d no longer need to harass my friend to do my printing for me.

thanks

(ps) i am mostly a good girl

Dear Santa

I’ve just had a look on your website, and to be honest with you, I haven’t got a clue what most of the stuff is…….I would however, dearly love a laptop for my little girl, who’s 6 and who has, over the last two years, had several major operations on her eye, and has very limited sight in her right eye.

Please please please Santa, help me give my little girl and extra special christmas this year….

Oh all these people still looking for a Santa Pressie, time is running out for all those who are thinking about what to ask for, problem is we keep adding new stuff all the time, so maybe some early entrants may want to change their mind on their choice.
Going to be difficult sorting out a worthy winner so i may have to ask for help from the Oracle

Dear Santa Steve.
If I can’t have you in my stockings this year to make sweet music with, then may I have SPEEDLINK Stage Devil Wireless Guitar for PC/Sony PS2/Sony PS3 instead?

Why my dearest santa steve,
this letter to you I must concede,
is one of a sincere request,
with my wife i have few chances left,

so i ask of you not once but twice,
please could you send me this device – BUFFALO DriveStation Combo 4 – TurboUSB / Firewire / eSATA External Hard Drive, 1.0 TB

its the perfect place to avoid the scorn,
of the chance my wife should find my porn

I thankyou

Dear Santa,
My list is high but money is low,
and Christmas’s coming soon you know,
Please have a look in your sack to see,
If you just might have a PSP3 for me,
If you did and would send it out,
Believe me I would never more doubt
That you are real and Rudolph too
I’ll leave the door unlatched for you.

Dearest Santa Steve

ohhh such lovely tempting goodies you have in your sack! I’ve been a good girl all year I promise!

If you feel I’ve been good enough an Energy Sistem MP5 Video PMP would be top of my list.

If not then next year I could try to be really naughty instead to see if that works.

Happy Christmas,See you Xmas eve! x

Well I think its a case of the best are last, some great requests here, and as I’ve been working in the cold, cold North getting things ready Beverly is tempting me and I dare not close my eyes due to the visions I’m getting. If she wins I will delivery Christmas morning for a large sherry.
The poems are great and obviously taken some thought so I’m liking those as well.
Sarah was ahead of the game here, I read it and thought who wants such a goody girl but then she rolls in with a naughty 2010 and that definitely works for me.
Only a few days to go now and the the winner will be glopiped

Dear Santa

Despite being super-good all year, I have had one of the most stressful years of my life, with one bad thing after another happening to me. The loss of my job and potentially my home has been awful but hopefully next year will improve so that I can provide a good life for the little boy that I am carrying in my tummy at the moment.

As my baby is due around Christmas time, could I please have an “ENERGY SISTEM Inngenio 5500 Duo MP4 Player 3.2-inch HDP2″ so that I can use music and video to soothe my way through the labour and play lots of nice nursery rhymes on to send my baby boy off to sleep with, once he is here?

Failing that, i’d be happy with a healthy (intelligent, handsome, talented and well-behaved) baby and a pain-free birth.

Yours most hopefully,

Catherine
xxxxxxx

Dear Santa Steve,

Please please please will you bring me a Speedlink USB twin charger for the Wii (see I’ve been good and not even chosen the most expensive one The batteries always run out at night, when it’s dark, and if Santa brings me this gift, it’ll save me having to go the shop in the dark and risk being eaten by wolves or savaged by bears. I promise to leave a mince pie for you, and a carrot for Rudolph of course.

Lots of love,

Emily
xxx

dear santa, bring me everything,and no moaning!

Dear Santa
My dad would love a portable DVD player (for some unknown reason!) like this one:-
ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD Player 7-Inch 16:9, Black

Dear Santa,

I really like the look of the Energy 6030 video player and I’ve been really good this year so fingers crossed!

Thanks Santa.

dear santa i would really like a ps3

Dear Santa Steve,
I would love a Nintendo DS with a game suitable for little boys – it would make their Christmas!

I`d just like to win something better than the `Peter Rabbit` calendar I won last time I entered a competition online!

Dear Santa Steve

I would love a BUFFALO External Hard Drive, 1.0 TB. I think having a Terabyte HD will impress all my friends at the Women’s Institute.

PS Please don’t take this as grovelling flattery, but you look very nice in your Santa hat.

dear santa please could i have ENERGY SISTEM Ennvision 6200 Digital Video Camera with TV/DVD Recording

i need to take pics of my trip to london and my poor little camera now is too big for me to carry

Dear Santa

Christmas time is nearly here, I hope you get lots of beer.
I would like something for me – a portable player for my DVD.
Any one – you can choose, but only one that’s easy to use!!
I’m not a technophile you see, but this would make me very happy.
Love to you and Rudolph too, now that my request is through!

Dear Santa Steve

Please can you bring me a set of ENERGY SISTEM Energy E311 Green, In-Ear Headphones for Christmast this year. I have been a real good girl and done most of my chores and worked extremely hard. )

Thank you Santa Steve.

Dear Santa Steve

Please can you bring me some ENERGY SISTEM Energy E311 Pink, In-Ear Headphones & Necklace for Christmas. I have tried my hardest to be a good girl this year.

Thanks

Ellen
x

Dear Santa Steve,

What a great idea! Free stuff up for grabs – and on a site I somehow hadn’t come across before, which makes it all the more interesting…;-))

Please bring me the SITECOM Wireless Network 300 N Router + USB Adapter WL-575.

Merry Christmas! (ok, so I was a bit early there…)
Kev

Dear Santa Steve

Please can you consider me for the ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2400 Portable DVD Player in black for my fiancee. He’s been a very good boy and he would be so happy to find this under our xmas tree this year!

Lots of love

Victoria xx

Dear Santa Steve
If you can be so kind to bring me a nintendo dsi for Christmas this year. I have four children (1 who is disabled) and no time to de-stress. Money is tight so a special present from santa would be much appreciated.

Thank you Netty x

Dear Santa….
my christmas wish is a wii,i have been a bad girl all year because i lost faith…..grant my wish and i’ll turn to a good girl….

a Disney DS would be rather nice

Dear Santa,
Please, please can we have a:
ENERGY SISTEM Energy M2410 Portable DVD Player 7-inch 16:9, Pink

Our 8 year old daughter would adore this & most probably would stop all the fighting she does with her brother when they both want to watch a dvd & they have to share the poor old dvd player which is continuously moved between rooms!!